KTFO

Driving to work this morning I was musing on the number of times I have been knocked unconscious.

#1 Playground incident, think I banged my head on the playground floor trying to do a somersault or something equally stupid (well you have to try these things once) Came to with my friends dropping an airball on my face. Got up and carried on.

#2 Climbing frame incident at King Georges Playing Fields. tried to jump off a bar about 8 feet in the air, hesitated and kind of hung my feet up (eye witness report) got a concussion, couldn't remember what happened. Where I was felt trashed/weird for a few days, like really weird.

#3 Namco party. The bowling incident. Lets just say i was at he receiving end of a bowling lane. Not clever. although the bastard that threw the ball was never identified Im sure they will pay in karma.

#4 Last time I got into a fight. Suckerpunched. I hate violence. Im no good at it.